Hello out there all you faithful blogger readers! Teasing. Thank you so much for reading thus far! I'm so desperate for attention.
This blog, should provoke two thoughts: Oh, my God is that Zack Morris and his fantastically large cell phone from "Saved by the Bell"? Yes. So awesome. And... what great blog topic for today.
This morning I came into the office and realized that I had no service on my personal cell phone which has made me feel completely and totally useless and bored! My work cell phone doesn't have service either, but who cares about that?
I am expecting a phone call about my furnace, so that's super important. Other than that I'm not expecting anything special except for the thousand text messages I send in a day! I need this to get through the day!
Supposedly, the cell phone towers are malfunctioning. Either that or aliens or terrorists or alien terrorists. What would be worse in this case? Honestly, I don't care what the cause is, just give me back my cell phone. God, why are you doing this to me, now?!
I can communicate through email, but that just doesn't give me the instant gratification of a text message. I'm eagerly awaiting life to return back to normal. At this point I don't even care if i had to use a giant Zack Morris phone.
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