Busting Dawns's Balls

Yes.....today I win, Mr. Rooster.
Today, I beat you.
I was up even before you.
I was up early enough to kick Monday morning in the balls before he knew what happened.
For what seems like an eternity, I have been hitting snooze on Mondays just praying to feel rested. I've come in late, called in sick, and just been a grumpy ass.
But not today.
I woke up at 5:30 this morning on my own volition and said, "Screw it. I might be crazy for doing it, but I'm doing it. I'm getting up."
I arrived to work while it was still dark...ugh, that's not something I could get used to. But let me tell you, the silence was great for morning meditation.
A side note:
I just happened to wake up this morning due to a nightmare I was having about my other job. Does that mean I'm working too much? Does that mean unconscious me is trying to tell conscious me something?
Whatever the case is, I have accomplished quite a bit since I was awakened by a nightmare before the crack of dawn.
The following is a list:
I was able to take my time getting ready. Not once did I say, "Oh, shit!" when I looked at the clock.
I did a load of laundry and even folded it, son!
I paid 3 bills online.
I did one crossword, not completely.
I checked my online statement and balanced my check book, figuratively of course.
And wrote this little blog, all before 8 A.M.!
I just love feeling on top of things and not lazy. I just think that if I can start the week off right then this week won't be so bad. Maybe something great will come my way. Maybe something like the next step in my career and/or direction with education. So much for just getting up!
Alright all you paperboys, newscasters, and farmers, don't get huffy over me bragging about how much I've done before 8. I give you tons of credit for doing it every Monday. Just give me a nod for doing it once.
Yeah, Monday, you're not so bad. And you, Rooster, don't even think about making a peep tomorrow morning; I'm sleeping in!
Ooh, sleep. I think I'll do take a nap.