Spitting Snow and Schooling Joe

Greetings.
How I wish I was blogging in a winter wonderland, sadly I am not. The sky has been doing nothing but spitting snow all day long and I'm just sick of it. To me, nothing goes better with freezing-your-knickie-knocks-off cold weather than snow. But it just won't blow.
This morning when I went out to my car and the flurries were starting to stick to my windshield I became so excited. Each person that came into the office was asked, "Is it snowing, is it snowing yet?"
No, with every co-worker.
And to think that just yesterday we were talking about the silent snow that falls and blankets the earth. Everything is so still and peaceful.
Instead...just the knickie knocks.
So, what have I done to combat this?
I explained to a co-worker what a blog was and then showed him mine (shameless way to add a reader.)
Joe...meet the Internet. "Hello, have we met?" (In binary code of course.)
There was a bystander, whom was scolded for not reading mine for some time, too. So, this one is for two.
P.S.
Being cooped up in the office all day drowsily awaiting snow has made me super impish. I sassed at least half the people I work with half to death.
So, God, I guess what I'm asking for is to please give me snow so I can stop annoying everyone, and thanks for letting me school Joe.
P.S.S. I have so much more to blog about, especially important changes in my life, but these must wait.
P.S.S.S. The picture is not of me or Joe.